So i just came across this post on my FACEBOOK homepage and i found it absolutely hilarious, i just had to share... Ladies enjoy, and let me know what you think about this...LOL.
MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S
PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
- MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
- LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG
GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR
US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
- ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS
ONE:
-SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
-STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
-OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
-JUST SAY IT!
- YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO
ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
- COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP
SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
- ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN
AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
- IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T
ASK US.
- IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS
AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
- YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US
HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
- IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT
YOURSELF.
- WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE
TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
- CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND
NEITHER DO WE...
- ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS
DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR.
PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
- IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,'
WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT
WORTH THE HASSLE.
- IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER
TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
- WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY
ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
- DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS
YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
- I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
- THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE
TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT?
IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
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